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The Language of Winter Olympics - Torino 2006

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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
-"It's a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro."
-"Vot do you mean it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
-"Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.
-"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!" the German says unbelievingly. "Look at ze dam papers: ze car is designed to karry 5 persons."
- "You canta puta thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
"Quattro meansa four. You have five-a people in a car and you are breaking the law."
- "I vant to speak to someone viz more intelligence zupervisor over !"
- "Sorry. He can'ta come righta know. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.
 

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Nice one! The problem of language barriers and the perception of human being can cause much trouble!
 
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