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The Last Child Support Check

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QuantumBeam

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Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad that this be my last child
support payment ! Month after month, year after year, all those damn payments !

So I call my baby girl, LaKeesha, to come to my house, and when she get there, I say, "Baby girl, I want you to take this check over to yo momma house and tell her this be the last check she ever be gettin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."

So, my baby girl take the check over to her momma. I be anxious to hear what she say, and bout the 'spression on her face.

Baby girl walk through the door, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout that?"

She say to tell you that "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face !
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lol good one:cheeky:
 

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