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A woman takes a lover home during the day while
>her husband is at work.
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
>sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
>The woman's husband also comes home.
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
>that the little boy is in there already.
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball."
>Man: "That's nice"
>Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>Man: "No, thanks."
>Boy: "My Dad's outside."
>Man: "OK, how much?"
>Boy: "$250"
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
>boy and the lover are in the closet together.
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>The lover, remembering the last time,
>asks the boy, How much?"
>Boy: "$750"
>Man: "Sold."
>
>A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
>your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>
>The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>Boy: "$1,000"
>
>The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
>friends like that...that is way more than those two
>things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."
>
>They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
>boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;
>you're in my closet now.",
>her husband is at work.
>Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
>sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
>
>The woman's husband also comes home.
>She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
>that the little boy is in there already.
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball."
>Man: "That's nice"
>Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>Man: "No, thanks."
>Boy: "My Dad's outside."
>Man: "OK, how much?"
>Boy: "$250"
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
>boy and the lover are in the closet together.
>
>Boy: "Dark in here."
>Man: "Yes, it is."
>Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>The lover, remembering the last time,
>asks the boy, How much?"
>Boy: "$750"
>Man: "Sold."
>
>A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab
>your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
>The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
>
>The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>Boy: "$1,000"
>
>The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
>friends like that...that is way more than those two
>things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."
>
>They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
>boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that shit again;
>you're in my closet now.",
