What's the difference?

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story

 

[BiggieBiggie is verified member.]

at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed




cuz, there is a difference

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed




cuz, there is a difference

Could be either way but I don't care about age 08!!!!

 

[amplify]

Love 18 to 38

And my 8yr old daughter... differently.

 

[dcristo]

ffs can we stop talking about 8 yr olds itt.

28 is the sweet spot imho. they're rearing to go at 18 they don't know what they're doing lol.

 

[amplify]

ffs can we stop talking about 8 yr olds itt.

Just mentioning my daughter!

they're rearing to go at 18 they don't know what they're doing lol.

That was the best... when you teach them what you want.

But I agree 28 is the sweet spot :blush:

 

[dcristo]

Just mentioning my daughter!


That was the best... when you teach them what you want.

But I agree 28 is the sweet spot :blush:

I am sure your wife reads this forum and you had every intention that she would read this thread. Well played sir and nice first name btw.

 

[Raider]

at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed



cuz, there is a difference

I caught that too... Makes you wonder about whoever wrote it.

 

[jasdon11]

Don't knock 38...