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Johnn

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What's the difference between female at the ages of 8, 18, 28, 38, 48 and 58?

08 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
28 - You don't need to tell her any story and take her to bed.
38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
58 - You stay in bed all day to avoid her story
 

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at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed

:rolleyes:


cuz, there is a difference :)
 

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at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed

:rolleyes:


cuz, there is a difference :)
Could be either way but I don't care about age 08!!!!
 

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ffs can we stop talking about 8 yr olds itt.

28 is the sweet spot imho. they're rearing to go at 18 they don't know what they're doing lol.
 

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Just mentioning my daughter! :)


That was the best... when you teach them what you want.

But I agree 28 is the sweet spot :blush:

I am sure your wife reads this forum and you had every intention that she would read this thread. Well played sir and nice first name btw.
 

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at age 08, are you taking her to bed or are you sending her to bed

:rolleyes:

cuz, there is a difference :)

I caught that too... Makes you wonder about whoever wrote it.
 
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