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While the rest of the AI world obsesses over compute power, efficiency, and 10x growth, here comes the most useless AI possible.
No features. No utility. Just chit-chat and trash talk.
There is a hard truth in some markets: Hardware feels real; software feels abstract. No matter how god-tier the code is, if you can’t touch it, it feels hollow. We need something solid on our desk to feel secure.
So let’s give them something hard.
Everyone else is building ChatGPT. This is ChatEgg.
It’s an egg. Waterproof, dustproof, shockproof. Put it on your desk, toss it in your bag, clip it to your waist for a walk, or let it ride shotgun in your car.
It won’t generate reports. It won’t optimize KPIs. And it has absolutely no intention of making anyone more successful.
ChatEgg exists for one purpose only: to waste time.
In this age of anxiety, maybe we don’t need another tool forcing us to improve. Maybe all we need is an egg that gets you.
The Features
Italian Hand-Woven Strap
Meticulously designed so it can go anywhere with you. It won’t count steps. It won’t measure heart rate. It will only complain when you walk too fast: “Hey, slow down. I’m getting dizzy.”
Aerospace-Grade Composite Shell
Tough on the outside, soft on the inside. Throw it in a bag or even scream at it. It listens, then replies: “Alright, alright. Calm down.”
The Ultimate Incompetence
It lacks the encyclopedic knowledge of ChatGPT and the efficiency of Gemini. ChatEgg excels at only one thing: using the laziest voice imaginable to keep you company when you simply don’t feel like trying.
For details: ChatEgg.com
Just kidding.
If this actually launched, would you buy one?
