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Just receive this in my email, thought I should share... 
> Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
>
> His wife was really angry.
>
> She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
> THERE!!
>
> The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his
> wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
> gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway Confused, the wife put on her
> robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Rick has been missing since Friday
> Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
>
> His wife was really angry.
>
> She told him ' Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
> driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
> THERE!!
>
> The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his
> wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
> gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway Confused, the wife put on her
> robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house.
> She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
>
> Rick has been missing since Friday
