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Anal Glaucoma is a "Stay home from work" or "avoid an activity" phrase. It is seen in Wictionary and the Urban dictionary. Visit AnalGlaucoma.com to see it in action - and it actually gets traffic.
Noun[edit]
anal glaucoma (uncountable)

1. (humorous, rare) A fictitious medical condition which causes a person to be unable to see their "ass" (i.e., themselves) doing something such as going to work, school, jury duty, etc.

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