intro Back after 1 or maybe 2 years

[inernetster]

Had to go to somewhere unknown on the cold side of the universe to get knighted "Sir Lackalot". Came back and awaiting proceeds from my big sellement.
This site has changed.. Earth finally was invaded. Destroy the pods and pull your cords!
Have a strange day.
BTW, A big TWAT's UP! to any twat twins or twin twats on here.
Prepare for The Universe Times. First issue coming soon.
Save the crabs!!!

 

[Johnn]

Welcome back!

 

[inernetster]

Thanks Johnn! After a cup of strange java will insult the twat team that is swarming my hideout.

 

[inernetster]

Thanks Johnn! After a cup of strange java will insult the twat team that is swarming my hideout.

Whoops.. it's a team of twats! This is scary now..

 

[inernetster]

Looking for a parrot rental agency. Just need a reticent macaw for a day.
wanna train it to blabber incessantly "Read My Beak!"
shazzam! Primanal.com was available. Watch out world!
whoaaa.. SubmissivePet.com is available.. dang me