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sufi

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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”
 

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Haha, the wife must be pretty ugly then.

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I don't think this one is very funny at all. (Not till my wife goes in the other room anyways. lol just kidding)
 

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Grush said:
I don't think this one is very funny at all. (Not till my wife goes in the other room anyways. lol just kidding)
hehehe
 

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Supposed to be " I think. In other countries they use different characters to denote speaking. I think in French, << quote >> is used, in the US "Quote" is used.
 
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