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QuantumBeam

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they
>stopped at was the breeding bulls.
>
> They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
>"This bull mated 50 times last year."
>
> The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated
>50 times last year."
>
> They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
>"This bull mated 120 times last year. "
>
> The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than
>twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
>
> They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
> capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."
>
> The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs,
>said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this
>one."
>
> The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
>with the same cow."
>
> NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable
>and he should eventually make a full recovery

:-D :-D :-D
 

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i'll be using that one!!
 

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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
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