Offers DrEvil(.)com

[NameGuy]

DrEvil .com

pending sale

 

[picassofacepicassoface is verified member.]

$200

 

[NameGuy]

$200

Thanks but looking for more.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

 

[theklub]

250

 

[StrikeP]

$350 good for 24 hours.. Nice name..

 

[theklub]

400

 

[WhiteLight]

Do you consider trades comparable in value? Thanks.

 

[Compassion]

traffic?

 

[NameGuy]

Again, thanks for the offers. Traffic is about 250 per month.

I'm lowering the price to a firm $950 for a quick sale. This price is better than sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads, so act now.

 

[fris]

$650

 

[theklub]

Sold