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Essex girl and the paddy

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An Essex girl and a paddy are having a drink in a bar and the paddy is wearing a pair of wellies.
One of the wellies has an L on it and the other has an R on it.
So bimbette Essex slapper says to paddy: \"Oi Geezer, why \'ave u got an L on one wellie and an R on the uvva?\"
\"Well\" says Paddy \"oim a bit tick so I have an L ta tell me dat its me left foot and an R to tell its me right foot fa when oi put tem arn\"
\"Fackin\'ell\" says bimbette Essex slapper \"now I know why ma knickers \'ave got C&A on \'em!!\"
 

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AHAHAHAHAHAA.......... I dont get it. :P (lol, I'm sorry.)
 
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