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a blonde man comes home from work and hears moaning and screaming from the bedroom. so he goes upstairs and finds his wife lying on the bed naked, sweaty, and panting. he asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm having a heartattack" so he runs downstairs to call 911 when one of his little kids comes to him and says, "daddy,daddy uncle bob's hiding in the closet naked." the furious blond man goes back upstairs and sure enough he finds his naked brother in the closet and says to him, "you son-of-a-bitch, my wife's having a heartattack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

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lol good one!, i liked the eel one, lol
 
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