How can you tell if the Economy is Bad?

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… my neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

… wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries.

… CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

… Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

… a stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.

… I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

… if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

… McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

… Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

… parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

… my cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

… a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

… a picture is now only worth 200 words.

… when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

… the Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.