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I Met An Older Woman At A Bar Last Night.....

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She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, "No, I haven't." We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, "Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mom...you still awake?"
 
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Ahahah :)
 

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and ???? .... lmao
 

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I'm still hoping it was a joke...lol.

:rolleyes:
 

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I already told this joke three times...its a classic .... Thanks. :D
 

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Imagine what the sportsman's triple must be like... :eek:
 

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