If domains had Tinder bios, what would your best one say?

[nicenicnicenic is verified member.]

Okay, hear me out, imagine your favorite domain had a Tinder profile. What would its bio look like?

Would it brag about being short, aged, keyword-rich, or maybe complain about being parked for years with “no serious buyers”?

So… if your top domain could talk, how would it describe itself to potential buyers (or lovers)?

Let' see which domain gets the most right swipes today.