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Priceless! Reminds of a related joke...

The teacher asks the class, what is the fastest thing in the world?

Mary answers: "The light. When you flip the switch, it's instantly there".
Bobby says: "The thought. There is no distance to travel, so it's instant".

Then Tommy says: "Diarrhea. I thought of holding it and tried to turn the bathroom light on but none was quite as fast".
 

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Priceless! Reminds of a related joke...

The teacher asks the class, what is the fastest thing in the world?

Mary answers: "The light. When you flip the switch, it's instantly there".
Bobby says: "The thought. There is no distance to travel, so it's instant".

Then Tommy says: "Diarrhea. I thought of holding it and tried to turn the bathroom light on but none was quite as fast".

lol. Good one Acro! :whistle:
 

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Is that for real??? crazy!
 
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