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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have been photographed carrying a swaddled bundle in their arms, but no one has ever seen the supposed dark haired and brown eyed Suri. There is a reason why you havenât seen them with their new baby out and around Beverly Hills. Itâs because theyâve given birth to an invisible girl.
The sometimes overly dramatic couple birthed the first recorded invisible child in modern history. Genghis Khan supposedly gave birth to an invisible baby boy, but his son reportedly died in an elephant accident when he was only four years old. Some are equally afraid of having an invisible child playing in their streets.
Tomâs neighbor Walter Sommersby says he canât imagine living on a street where thereâs an invisible child outside playing.
âAlthough itâs unlikely the child would get past the stone barrier, electric fencing, and robot guards, she may slip past all this and her infra-red-goggle-wearing-parents undetected, then what if sheâs in the road? How will I know,â Walter questions.
Mr. Sommersby isnât the only one up at arms over the recent news of this invisible baby. ProMoM, an organization for bettering the image of public breastfeeding, thinks the invisible baby could create chaos amidst their nationwide campaign.
âImagine being in a coffee shop and some slutty, stripper girl pops a boob out for everyone to see. She could just claim she has an invisible baby like Tom and Katie,â says ProMoM spokeswoman Alexandra Diek. âIt would set us back years.â
Most people arenât afraid of the consequences of an invisible baby in our society; theyâre more curious how she came to be. Katie Holmesâ birthing doctor explains further the phenomenon, âItâs because sheâs not thereâ¦well, she is but you canât see her,â says the gray haired Dr. Zink. âItâs true she didnât scream at all during the pregnancy, but that was mainly because she couldnât see the baby. She was confused and excited at the same time. I told her to imagine a baby coming out if that helped.â
When we asked the doctor what Tom was doing during the pregnancy, he said he was standing on one foot and had both of his hands on his shoulders in a kind of folded up crane stance. The doctor did not know if this crane stance was somehow involved with the invisible baby birth, but he didnât want to rule it out.
Some believe the invisible baby culminates some of L. Ron Hubbardâs secret teachings, the belief that a âchosen oneâ will arise unseen by the masses. Others believe that this baby is simply evolution of movie stars, because theyâre always trying to avoid the paparazzi. âItâs just common evolution. Itâs in their genes to not want to be photographed anymore, so itâs natural they have an invisible baby,â says scientist and lead writer for Science Today.
Whether itâs a phenomenon Scientology can explain or a scientific evolution of our species, this birth is truly incredible. We understand we wonât be seeing Suri Cruise anytime soon on the big screen, but we hope someday they can throw some baby powder on the little girl and let the world see her for real.
This may not be reproduced in any way. Copyright Byalik LLC
The sometimes overly dramatic couple birthed the first recorded invisible child in modern history. Genghis Khan supposedly gave birth to an invisible baby boy, but his son reportedly died in an elephant accident when he was only four years old. Some are equally afraid of having an invisible child playing in their streets.
Tomâs neighbor Walter Sommersby says he canât imagine living on a street where thereâs an invisible child outside playing.
âAlthough itâs unlikely the child would get past the stone barrier, electric fencing, and robot guards, she may slip past all this and her infra-red-goggle-wearing-parents undetected, then what if sheâs in the road? How will I know,â Walter questions.
Mr. Sommersby isnât the only one up at arms over the recent news of this invisible baby. ProMoM, an organization for bettering the image of public breastfeeding, thinks the invisible baby could create chaos amidst their nationwide campaign.
âImagine being in a coffee shop and some slutty, stripper girl pops a boob out for everyone to see. She could just claim she has an invisible baby like Tom and Katie,â says ProMoM spokeswoman Alexandra Diek. âIt would set us back years.â
Most people arenât afraid of the consequences of an invisible baby in our society; theyâre more curious how she came to be. Katie Holmesâ birthing doctor explains further the phenomenon, âItâs because sheâs not thereâ¦well, she is but you canât see her,â says the gray haired Dr. Zink. âItâs true she didnât scream at all during the pregnancy, but that was mainly because she couldnât see the baby. She was confused and excited at the same time. I told her to imagine a baby coming out if that helped.â
When we asked the doctor what Tom was doing during the pregnancy, he said he was standing on one foot and had both of his hands on his shoulders in a kind of folded up crane stance. The doctor did not know if this crane stance was somehow involved with the invisible baby birth, but he didnât want to rule it out.
Some believe the invisible baby culminates some of L. Ron Hubbardâs secret teachings, the belief that a âchosen oneâ will arise unseen by the masses. Others believe that this baby is simply evolution of movie stars, because theyâre always trying to avoid the paparazzi. âItâs just common evolution. Itâs in their genes to not want to be photographed anymore, so itâs natural they have an invisible baby,â says scientist and lead writer for Science Today.
Whether itâs a phenomenon Scientology can explain or a scientific evolution of our species, this birth is truly incredible. We understand we wonât be seeing Suri Cruise anytime soon on the big screen, but we hope someday they can throw some baby powder on the little girl and let the world see her for real.
This may not be reproduced in any way. Copyright Byalik LLC