Last night I walked into a pub toilet...

[bensd]

Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time…..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some D**khead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

 

[fkrule]

Last night I walked into a pub toilet, there were 2 cubicles, someone
was already in one of them. So I went into the other one, closed the
door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: “Hello mate, how are you doing?”

I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied “Yeah,
not too bad thanks.”

After a short pause, I heard the voice again “So, what are you up to mate?”

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to
say, I replied “Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?”

I then heard the voice for the third time…..

“Sorry mate, I’ll have to call you back. I’ve got some D**khead in the
loo next to me answering everything I say.”

:lol: :lol:

 

[Gerry]

Such is the life of the cell phone age.

Can't even take a crap anymore not knowing if the bloke next to you is hitting on you (wink wink) or talking on the tele.

What's this world coming to?

 

[Adam DickerAdam Dicker is verified member.]

I loved that! lol

-=DCG=-

 

[zangief]

That was good.
I also see people walking on the street and talking to themselves (of course they are using a wireless microphone) but I can't stop the feeling

 

[GAMEFINEST]

that is funny

 

[simon]

did it happen to you? that would be been a bigger LOL

 

[tekz999]

is that really what had happened to you? hehe

 

[Ian]

Nice one mate!!LOL

 

[Theo]

I don't understand the logic behind using a cellphone while peeing. I even heard the guy saying "yeah, I'm in the office" and flushing shortly afterwards. And then he walked out, never washing his hands.

 

[petrosc]

I've known that joke for a while, did that really happen to you?:lol:

Maybe he was just playing with you