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Just a little something to cheer up people who lost money today in this volatile stock market...
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted
the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and
hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now, but as she turned back, there,
standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the
price."
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted
the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little fart escaped her.
Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and
hoped a salesperson didn't pop up right now, but as she turned back, there,
standing next to her, was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you
today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had
happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if
you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the
price."
