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An elderly couple had been dating each other for 30 years and, at the urging of their friends and family, the finally decided it was time to get married. But first, they agreed they should work out the details of how their marriage was going to be, as to avoid any let downs or misunderstandings.

So the older couple went out to a nice dinner and had a long conversation about how their marriage is going to work. They discussed living arrangements, finances and other important stuff. Finally, the older gentleman decided it was time to bring up the subject of their physical relationship.

“How do you feel about sex?” he asked, rather trustingly yet intrigued.

“Well,” she said, trying to choose her words carefully, “I’d have to say… I would like it infrequently.”

The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he looked her in the eye and casually asked… “Is that one word or two?”
 

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Ha ha! I think she meant two :).
 

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me too, 2 words lol
 

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Some genius made use of one word to make up a nice joke.

Johnn + +
 

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They have been in love since they were 40. Today they are 70 years old - so is it a one word or two words?
 

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I like it in frequently. LOL

Awesome. Did you really make those jokes yourself? Honestly, did you?
 

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I like it in frequently. LOL

Awesome. Did you really make those jokes yourself? Honestly, did you?

I am not that smart!

I hire 4 people and pay them $250 an hour each to search for the best jokes to entertain you guys.
 
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