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For Sale Momma and Poppa is cookin' tonight.

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Theo

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Poppa didn't know what he was getting into without a prenuptial. He used to love eating porkchops with pineapples, a certain flavour that made his mouth get full with saliva, using nothing but chopsticks. Momma, on the other hand, was a health food freak. She used to work at a restaurant that caters for vegetarians. She loved cooking turnips for dinner, served with proper utensils. That, unfortunately, made poppa's stool rather dark. And she was not considering a prenup either.
 

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RADiSTAR said:
Poppa didn't know what he was getting into without a prenuptial. He used to love eating porkchops with pineapples, a certain flavour that made his mouth get full with saliva, using nothing but chopsticks. Momma, on the other hand, was a health food freak. She used to work at a restaurant that caters for vegetarians. She loved cooking turnips for dinner, served with proper utensils. That, unfortunately, made poppa's stool rather dark. And she was not considering a prenup either.

LOL Theo, you're a genius.
 
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