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<blockquote data-quote="Keral_Patel" data-source="post: 2260937" data-attributes="member: 66576"><p>My neighbor lady.</p><p> </p><p>She's married even have 2 kids...</p><p>She lives right across the street.</p><p>I can see her house from my bed room.</p><p>I watched her all day long as she is always home and I am mostly doing nothing...</p><p>I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.</p><p>She knocked on my door...</p><p>I rushed to open it.</p><p>She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad."</p><p>I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers."</p><p>She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere"</p><p>I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me"</p><p>She thought for a moment....</p><p>She said: "Okay"</p><p>She came in......</p><p>She drank those beers.</p><p>I fed her some more.....</p><p>She drank those too.....</p><p>You already know what happened after that.</p><p>Well she got pregnant.</p><p>I could see her house from my bedroom.</p><p>She walked across the street.</p><p>She knocked on my door.</p><p>I tried to hide.</p><p>But was caught.</p><p>Her husband and her father beat me black and blue.</p><p>She cursed me for getting her pregnant.</p><p>I cursed the beers for it.</p><p>2 years passed.</p><p>A kid came to me which lived across the street.</p><p>The kid knocked on my door.</p><p>I opened it.</p><p>He said "Daddy"</p><p>I was like "WTF, who are you"</p><p>I am still paying that money.</p><p>5 years passed.</p><p>I got another neighbor.</p><p>She was feeling sad and lonely. I could watch it from my bedroom.</p><p>One day she came across the street.</p><p>She knocked my door and I went and opened it.</p><p>She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad."</p><p>I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers."</p><p>She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere"</p><p>I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me"</p><p>She thought for a moment....</p><p>She said: "Okay"</p><p>She came in......</p><p>She drank those beers.</p><p>I fed her some more.....</p><p>She drank those too.....</p><p>You already know what happened after that.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Keral_Patel, post: 2260937, member: 66576"] My neighbor lady. She's married even have 2 kids... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my bed room. I watched her all day long as she is always home and I am mostly doing nothing... I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. She knocked on my door... I rushed to open it. She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad." I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers." She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere" I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me" She thought for a moment.... She said: "Okay" She came in...... She drank those beers. I fed her some more..... She drank those too..... You already know what happened after that. Well she got pregnant. I could see her house from my bedroom. She walked across the street. She knocked on my door. I tried to hide. But was caught. Her husband and her father beat me black and blue. She cursed me for getting her pregnant. I cursed the beers for it. 2 years passed. A kid came to me which lived across the street. The kid knocked on my door. I opened it. He said "Daddy" I was like "WTF, who are you" I am still paying that money. 5 years passed. I got another neighbor. She was feeling sad and lonely. I could watch it from my bedroom. One day she came across the street. She knocked my door and I went and opened it. She looks at me, and says, "Can I get some beers I feel very sad." I immediately replied, "I was like Yeah come on in. I have some beers." She said: "I will go and drink it somewhere" I said: "Sorry can't do that, You have to drink it here with me" She thought for a moment.... She said: "Okay" She came in...... She drank those beers. I fed her some more..... She drank those too..... You already know what happened after that. [/QUOTE]
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