Satire: Need a broker for my amazing portfolio... BIG $$ to be made

[Jack Gordon]

***************** NOTE: IGNORE THE BIG YELLOW SIGN THAT THIS THREAD IS CLOSED... IT IS OPEN *****************

I am willing to pay a broker a whopping 15% of whatever they can get over $300k for these names.

junknames.com
mydomainsarecrap.info
whatthehellamidoinginthisbusiness.co
pleasehelp.me
ishouldhavegonetocollege.org
whyamiwastingallmymoney.bz
thisiscrazy.eu
needa12stepforthis.co
donttakemeseriously.in

This is a great business opportunity for a serious broker with excellent connections.

 

[ianccc]

you forgot
ImToSexyForMyDomain.com

 

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or this-NameHas-Over1millionGoogleResults.biz

 

[Melly]

This portfolio made me weak in the knees. Slobbering.

 

[DigiNamesDigiNames is verified member.]

I might be interested in whyamiwastingallmymoney.bz, how many thousand do you want for it? Let me know and I will talk to my client. Of course I will need an appraisal...

 

[Melly]

DoesThisDotComMakeMeLookFat.info

 

[Poker]

delusional.me

 

[Jack Gordon]

Can't believe I forgot to include...

whywontanybodybuymyawesomedomains.org
youneedaforumdomainsobuythisone.jp (excellent forum name)
maybeifiwalkawayfromthecomputer-iwill-loseweight.com (great weight loss keyword domain!!!)
ihatemylife.me

 

[mvl]

you don't have any .mobi or .tel names?

 

[Jack Gordon]

you don't have any .mobi or .tel names?

.mobi and .tel do not meet the quality parameters I maintain for my portfolio

 

[Bill Roy]

Actually I quite like the name JunkNames.com - I would imagine it could get a lot of traffic if developed as an appraisal site! :lol:

 

[JuniperPark]

You forgot to add "I think needa12stepforthis.co is good for you to explore this market"

 

[Jack Gordon]

Found a few more in some older domain accounts.

make-millions-of-dollars-by-buying-my--domains.bz
beetersexs.com (great misspell, should get tons of traffic)
sellingjunk4-fortune.org (get rich quick niche)
using-google-microsoft-ebay-and-amazon-to-make-millions-from-other-companies-trademarks.com
loosing30lbsaweekonthewaterdiet.mx (misspell, but effective and irresistible promise)

c'mon brokers, you should be all over this portfolio!