Software Husband

[dotcomgiant]

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear,
I'm now logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.

Wife : But I told you in the morn...
Husband : Erroneous syntax.

Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found ...

Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied ...

Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!...

Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.

Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.

Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use...

Wife : Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband : System unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot

 

[duskdawn]

lol, that's a good one.

 

[SocialInteraction]

haha that is pretty funny right there!

do you have any more good jokes to tell all of us?

funny as hell

 

[QuantumBeam]

HO HO HO HO .....:santa: is coming to town.......

 

[dgridley]

Funny.. thanks!

 

[VisualDigits]

not bad

 

[tekz999]

ahahah

 

[LazyD]

lmao:-D

 

[paulc]

LOL thanks for sharing..

 

[Kishin]

Good one.....hehe

Thanks for the laugh

 

[jdk]

heh nice one

 

[cooljeba]

ROFL!!

..:: peace ::..
Jeba