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THE HUSBAND AND THE FORGOTTEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really upset...
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and
ran
out
to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and
found
a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
:faint2:
Ed was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really upset...
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box
gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and
ran
out
to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and
found
a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
:faint2:
