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closed This can't be for real, must be a joke.

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SouthernTn

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............................. speechless.. It has to be a joke
 

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SouthernTn said:
............................. speechless.. It has to be a joke

One would hope... lol

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BobDiGiTaL

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Fake for sure.
What I want to know is how you came, no pun intended, across it.
 
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"2) Once alone with your partner, compliment him/her on what BIG,
BEAUTIFUL nostrils
they have. (If you plan to be on the recieving end,"

ROTFLMAO!
 

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My favorite line is this:

When you cum, it is important to take your partner's wishes in
consideration. Many people may not like having a huge stream of semen
shot into their sinuses, so you must decide whether to pull out or not.

ROFL

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Try this at home with wife or girlfriend and wait for her reaction....

"Oh honey, what what BIG, BEAUTIFUL nostrils you have."

She will certainly have an interesting reaction.

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wtf???

Everyone seem to be missing the obvious (or avoiding the obvious) point... It's not about how BIG one's nostril is...

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A definition of nasal-sex......f**k nose (knows?)
 
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