Virginity for sale

[Theo]

Facing financial fiscal fate, Atlanta domainer offers virginity at an auction.

 

[Shane]

SOLD.

PM me with Paypal info.

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

How do you test on a man? I know how to test on a woman.





Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit - A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.

Before you climb into bed , you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!

Then..........you hit her with the shovel.

 

[Theo]

John, I don't want to know what you have in mind for a pregnancy test.

 

[JohnnJohnn is verified member.]

John, I don't want to know what you have in mind for a pregnancy test.

Are you sure? I used to go to Med school so I know how.

 

[BiggieBiggie is verified member.]

How do you test on a man? I know how to test on a woman.





Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit - A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel.

Before you climb into bed , you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!

Then..........you hit her with the shovel.

lmao!


i saw a brief news clip about that stank trying to sell herself

and that's pretty much like prostitution.

 

[Theo]

Are you sure? I used to go to Med school so I know how.

Ok, but did you get the medicine degree?

 

[Gerry]

Is he looking for male or female counterpart?

 

[Theo]

Gerry, I think he's looking for benjamins to fill the fiscal cliff that lies ahead.

 

[Shane]

Gerry, I think he's looking for benjamins to fill the fiscal cliff that lies ahead.

Wait a minute.. Is that guy really selling himself?

I've always assumed everything on DG was BS

 

[stewie]

SOLD.

PM me with Paypal info. Wait a minute.. Is that guy really selling himself?

I've always assumed everything on DG was BS

you posted SOLD....lmao ound:

can't wait to see the itrader..lol

 

[Theo]

Wait a minute.. Is that guy really selling himself?

I've always assumed everything on DG was BS

You're confusing DG with Fox News.

 

[stewie]

I was wondering how he posted SOLD without knowning where he's BIN ound:

 

[Shane]

You're confusing DG with Fox News.

DG makes Fox look legit.

 

[Theo]

DG makes Fox look legit.

You are more than welcome to check out ABCDomes.com

 

[Shane]

You are more than welcome to check out ABCDomes.com

DG portrays true events, amazingly enough, with less truth than the American Media.

 

[Theo]

DG portrays true events, amazingly enough, with less truth than the American Media.

Truth is subjective. But then again, the world would end in 2012.

 

[Shane]

Truth is subjective.

That explains domain prices on DNF.

 

[PRED]

How do you test on a man? I know how to test on a woman.

you take my word for it
now, bend over biotch :smilewinkgrin:

 

[Theo]

you take my word for it
now, bend over biotch :smilewinkgrin:

PRED, looks like Mike is Patty's brother from another mother