125 Things Never To Say During Sex

[Sharpy]

147) ...cybersquat on this!...

 

[URLtrader]

148). You look similar to my brother/sister.

 

[Cash Is King]

149) You smell like provolone. I'm going to leave you alone.

 

[gariben]

150) I need to visit dnforum.com

 

[URLtrader]

151.) Thats it ?

 

[adill420]

152) did you just fart?

 

[URLtrader]

So you are done before you started ?

 

[Andrew Shaw]

Always fun to bring an old thread from the dead :greenuhoh:

154) so are you interested in buying the domain name or not?

 

[d_n]

155) WTF?! Is it your Pic? Lol, IMHO! CU, then...
156) Where did i put that Cialis coupon...

 

[tim_p18]

that's funny

 

[Ian]

157) Who is listed on the Whois info of the domain?

 

[Preoccupy]

Funny !

 

[Domain Jedi]

147.) Look, I'm milking a cow.

Got in big trouble for saying that to the wifey :disappoin

 

[Bill Roy]

147) Any of your passwords!

 

[Duckinla]

148) I love you.
149) Marry me.

 

[Preoccupy]

150)pay me !

 

[simon]

147.) Look, I'm milking a cow.

Got in big trouble for saying that to the wifey :disappoin

Poor you Jedi.

I am sure you had much fun so it doesnt matter if they are mad afterwards.

 

[Duckinla]

151) Could you ask your sister to call me sometime?

 

[Andrew Shaw]

152 Did I mention the video camera?
153 Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
154 Do you accept Visa?
155 On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
156 And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
157 Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
158 I want a baby!
159 When is this supposed to feel good?
160 You're good enough to do this for a living!
161 Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
162 It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
163 Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun?
164 Have you ever considered liposuction?
165 I have a confession...
166 I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
167 I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
168 Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
169 You can cook too, right?
170 Thanks, Now get the F%CK out of my house!

 

[jazzpetals]

Hold on a sec...the dog wants in