atheist group?

[Domainator]

Sorry, I already beat you to it!!! Just sent my $10,000 good faith deposit via PayPal to her. Can't wait to get my $10M

:hug::rofl:

Hell, for $10 million, I'll convert.

How do I get my bank account info to her?

 

[gemsergio]

Amen brothers you made a good Gesture to a needing woman. I asked for her naked pictures many time over and she was always so kind to send them to me on my email.
Praise the lord ask for her naked picture and send her some money.

 

[Gerry]

Was this the same letter that I got today that started out:

"Your mother and were talking and we are praying for you." and then gave a link to click?

Damn, I thought it was junk mail.

 

[Seraphim]

Amen brothers you made a good Gesture to a needing woman. I asked for her naked pictures many time over and she was always so kind to send them to me on my email.
Praise the lord ask for her naked picture and send her some money.

I sent off the same request, and ended up getting a National Geographic photo of a Nigerian lady with well droopy swingers.

 

[happy_martin]

Atheist and Proud,

"The God Delusion" should be essential reading to anybody over 16.

 

[Ehsan]

where do i sign a petition against this group ? Fearless show me the air your breath the sound you listen

 

[misssecretary]

Remember, if you hear banjo music, paddle faster!

LMAO

 

[incka]

I'm in.

From my experience those who domain or develop tend to be atheists, those who design tend to be religious. Wonder if there's a reason to do with sides of the brain and such.

 

[Dorian]

atheism is blind faith

 

[Fearless]

Atheist and Proud,

"The God Delusion" should be essential reading to anybody over 16.

This is funny.

"when one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called religion."

 

[domain newbie]

here

 

[smile]

we are the GOD

 

[randomo]

Edit.

 

[mediawizard]

Where are the bloody tags when you need them :lol:

This thread has my vote for being one of the funniest I've read in a long time.

Oh, and btw, count me out! k:

 

[tetrapak]

21st century and atheism is funny, oh GOD!

 

[NostraDomainus]

God told this lady to give me $10M.


From Mrs. Mary Konate and son johnson,
Dearest in christ Jesus,

My name is Mrs Mary Konate a nationality of Kuwait. I
am married to late Mr. JAMES KONATE who worked with
Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before
he died in the year Octorber 2003. We were married for
twenty years with a child. He died after a the illness
that lasted for four days.

Before his death we were both born again
Christians.When my late husband was alive we deposited
the sum of (Ten Million U.S.Dollars) with one of
good banks here in Cote d'Ivoire Presently, this money
is still with the bank. Recently my Doctor told me
that I would not last for the next three months due to
my cancer problem,Though what disturbs me most is my
stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate
this fund to church or better still a Christian
individual that will utilize this money the way I am
going to instruct here in.I want a person or church
that will use this fund to churches,orphanages,
research centres and widows propagating the word of
God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.


The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the
hand that giveth. I took this decision because I have
a child that will inherit this money but my son can
not carryout this work only because i and my late
husband decide to use some of the money to work for
God and live some for our son to have a better
live.our son is just 17yearold now and been grow up in
africa, he have low manterity and my husband's
relatives are not Christians and I don't want my
family hard earned money to be misused by
unbelievers,I don't want a situation where this money
will be used in an ungodly manner.Hence the reason for
taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the
Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my
case and I shall hold my peace.

I will like you to understand that my contact to you
is a divine direction from God , I don't want any of
my husband family relatives to recieve this money but
I know that With God all things are possible. As soon
as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact
of the Finance/bank. I will also issue you a letter of
authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary
of this fund. I want you and the church to always
pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My
happiness is that I live a life of a worthy
Christian.Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must
serve him in spirit and truth,Please always be
prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your
reply will give me room in sourcing for a church or
Christian individual for this same purpose. Please
assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated
here and Please I will like you to contact me
Immediately you receive this mail so that I will
instruct the Bank to transfer this fund into your
account for me and my Son to start coming over there
because since two days now we are having a very big
problem in Abidjan here the REBELS Went into the
military camp and killed so many military so we need
this transaction very urgent.

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.
Mrs.Mary Konate and Son Johnson
+22547099195

Thy Lord workith in mysterious ways!!

...but my fav quote is from the almighty Homer:

Help me Jebus!! (as he gets flown off to do missionary work)

 

[bro]

I believe in Lord Brar and he's my Lord

 

[bionichead]

I'm an atheist and I'm definitely in. I'm against all systems that ask their believers to suspend reason and accept dogma on faith alone. I just can't do it. I like to ask questions like, "why?" and "how?" too much.

So does anyone have any good Atheist domain names?

 

[kellen44]

What do you expect? Light?

EXCELLENT point! Exactly what I thought when reading all of this. Thanks Fearless, you made my point for me. Somehow the thought of seeing darkness after death is nonsense to most people, but seeing a bright light and beautiful pilllowy clouds makes sense to a huge majority of people. I'm not suggesting that religous people should change from being religous to atheist, or certain people are right or wrong, but at least see where atheists come from and think deeply about what you are saying before you say it. That's all I ask. P.S. can i still join the atheist group? :?:

 

[icen2345]

“Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis”.
S. Freud