Get $800 DNF for FREE *one "small" catch*

[Hey]

My webmaster forum in my sig badly needs a vbulletin license and i'm unfortunately $30 short . If anyone borrows me $30 for the license i'll pay them back the $30 (in 1-2 weeks) plus all my DNF i have as of now will go to you . Or we could do it another way I could give you free advertising or something instead of money . I know this is asking alot but I'd really like to get my vbulletin up and running (i already bought a skin and have it ready) . Oh and if anyone has an owned license for $130 i'll buy that also .