I dunno about this one. Sure, it's nice and short, but 'everyone' already has TV, so 'get tv' doesn't make that much sense. And that at $500 a year...
Why not reg Bad.tv at $1000 a year, or Crap.tv at $1,500, or Sh#t.tv at $2000? Those could feature all the crap that's been broadcasted. Speaking of which, you could also forward it to Fox... :-D :-D
Either way, best of luck.
Cheers!
Rob