Poppa didn't know what he was getting into without a prenuptial. He used to love eating porkchops with pineapples, a certain flavour that made his mouth get full with saliva, using nothing but chopsticks. Momma, on the other hand, was a health food freak. She used to work at a restaurant that caters for vegetarians. She loved cooking turnips for dinner, served with proper utensils. That, unfortunately, made poppa's stool rather dark. And she was not considering a prenup either.