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A man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing
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A woman came home screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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A man was sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman came over to him and said in a sultry voice."I will do anything you want for 2 hundred dollars". The man said...........................paint my house
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A woman came home screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'
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A man was sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman came over to him and said in a sultry voice."I will do anything you want for 2 hundred dollars". The man said...........................paint my house
