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Sonnawabitch!

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tekz999

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Dear Signor Diretorre,

Now I am tella you the story how i was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at
your hotella.

When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep
with no shit in my bed?! I call down the recepcione and tella: "I wanna
shit". They tell me "Go the toillett". I say "No, no I wanna shit in my
bed". They say "you betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What
is a sonnawabitch?!

I go down for ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two
pisses of toast. I get only one pisse of toast. I tella waitress and
pointa of toast - "I wanna piss". She tella me "Go to the toillet". I say
"No , no I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me "you bloody fella
not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second person who do not even
know me and calle me sonnawabitch!! What is a sonnawabitch!??

Later I go dinner into ristorante. spoon and knifeis laid out but no
fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fock" and she tella me " Sure everybody
wanna fock". I tella her " No, no you dont understand me " I wanna fock on
the table". She then tella me " So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the
table? Get your ass out of here".

So I go to the recepcione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in this
hotella no more. When i have pay the billa, the porter say to me "Thank
you, and peace on you". I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". I go
back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.

Like it? DNF$ GOGO :approve:
 

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wait a minute!!! FRAUDSTER!!!

Thats an english Club song!!!!!

Called 'I dont need this sh*t!'

:-O
 

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hehe, i'd rip the tune off a cd and put it on here....



If it werent illegal!!!
 

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that's funny! dn$ submitted! thanks for the laugh!
 
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