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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really
hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else.


One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll
give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."The girl looked at
him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor,
you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really
fast.. He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and
accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
 
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