Microsoft discloses Windows XP source code!

[dkny]

Windows Source Code



#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

 

[bidawinner]

:laugh:

 

[RMF]

To be honest, I bought a new computer in June. It runs WinXP, and so far its been great. I haven't seen the blue screen yet
My IE browser screws up once in a while, but other than that, WinXP has been the best OS that I've used so far. As for it being slow, I don't think it is. My computer boots up in about 8 seconds, but I can't give all the credit to WinXP

RMF

 

[dkny]

you just killed the joke.

 

[draqon]

dont worry, its not much of a loss.

 

[BobBob is verified member.]

LOl DNK!

I liked it,being a coder myself.

-bob

 

[dkny]

Originally posted by draqon
dont worry, its not much of a loss.

j/k.

 

[mef666]

wonderful.. now I start writting Winblows XXP

 

[morel]

I have both Windows XP and Mandrake Linux installed on my computer, and I like them both. Linux is still more stable, but Windows is slowly getting there (my XP has only crashed twice in the many months I've had it).

 

[devolution]

Don't forget to download your Windows XP Service Pack #32,392,234,190,973,294 - a snitch at just 30000000 Terrabytes.

 

[bauc]

Originally posted by RMF
I haven't seen the blue screen yet

Don't you know, they changed its colour Its now Gold or Green.. depending on your current version..