Soul for sale to the highest bidder

[Kid Kool]

All right. I've decided to offer up my soul for sale. This is not a joke post. Basically it's like this. I'm 25, and I have a decent job but i work nights. The problem with this is that, i can never go out on friday nights. I need to get a wife and start a family soon, but whenever i start dating a girl, because i have to work nights i don't get to see her for like a week, and it falls apart. Women need lots of attention and they want to hang out every night. Now you could say, "why not get a different job?". Well, I work for someone in my family so i can't just quit unless i have a huge amount of money in the bank to justify it. Now i of course know the formula for making steady income on the internet, but i simply don't have the cash on hand to do it fast enough to the point where i could sustain it. Everytime i start making some solid monthly cash i have to liquidate everything to fix my car or something. So i've decided that the thing for me to do is to sell my soul to the highest bidder and use the cash on my formula for monthly income so i can quit my job, and spend more time with my girlfriend so she doesn't start slutting it up with other guys. I'm so sick of working at my job, I'd do anything to get out. So I've decided to do the ultimate, and sell my soul to the highest bidder.
I'm looking for around 20-25k. So to all the high rollers and tycoons (elequa, GeorgeK, Michele Dinoia etc), Start the bidding. Remember this is my soul for sale, and it's the only one i have. You will have complete ownership of it. Now you might be asking "what could i do with it?" Well, there's not much you can do with a giant piece of abstract art, but sometimes those sell for millions, so instead of buying that just buy my soul. Which one of you will make my day and change history?


payment via paypal or escrow.com

regards,
brandon

 

[Keith]

Bid: $0.01

 

[cjmacd]

10$

 

[Steen]

$15

 

[cjmacd]

50$

 

[Steen]

jeez,

I am out :-D

 

[cjmacd]

Originally posted by devildude8989
jeez,

I am out :-D

good enough, the devil already owns too many anyway

 

[Steen]

Originally posted by cjmacd



good enough, the devil already owns too many anyway

Always looking to add to my collection.

ALthough they generally come much cheaper than $50 :evil:

 

[cjmacd]

Originally posted by devildude8989


Always looking to add to my collection.

ALthough they generally come much cheaper than $50 :evil:

maybe... but this one looks like a higher quality one

 

[Source]

Dear Mr. Brandon,

We have reviewed your situation and it is with our deepest regret that we must inform you that your soul is unacceptable in hell. Everyday, we review thousands of souls from applicants all over the planet and quite frankly, your soul is unexceptional to say the least.

Might we suggest becoming a serial killer, joining al Qaeda, or becoming a republican supporter of the Bush administration. We have vacancies for each.

Your application will be kept on file for 3 months. If an opening which matches your soul does occur during this time period we will contact you. Feel free to reapply any time thereafter.

All the worst,

Satan :evil: and his minions

PS. Due to her "extra-curricular" activities, your girlfriend's soul has met our stringent criteria for acceptance in hell. Please have her apply as soon as possible.


satan:Minions

 

[GeorgeK]

I bid 1 donut. :evil: arty:

 

[actnow]

NameMaker,

By sending that letter by email. Are you saying that
the internet is the Satan's tool?

 

[Source]

Originally posted by actnow
NameMaker,

By sending that letter by email. Are you saying that
the internet is the Satan's tool?

And god's playground.

 

[Jack Gordon]

digging deep.....

how about 37 cents and some pocket lint?

 

[criticmaster]

Do I get a plaque or trophy that says I own your soul?

How about a website that has a picture of your soul?

 

[Ed30]

I'll raise the bidding if you throw in your girlfriend as well :-D

 

[cjmacd]

Originally posted by criticmaster
Do I get a plaque or trophy that says I own your soul?

How about a website that has a picture of your soul?

I heard it was a piece of paper saying - Brandons Soul


I think having a hard copy and a scanned image on a website is good enough

Hilarious :-D

 

[cjmacd]

Originally posted by Ed30
I'll raise the bidding if you throw in your girlfriend as well :-D

throw in the GF and i'll bump it up to $75 :-D

 

[criticmaster]

Can I get your girlfriend's soul too?

I'll throw in the domain name www.soulsforme.com

 

[peter]

hahaha

love this thread